Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 20, 2004
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Poncho: Moo! Chazz: All right, why are you wearing a cowbell? Poncho: Because I combined cow DNA with my own DNA. As a result I now have four stomachs, so will require four times my regular food. Chazz: How can you be half-cow if you're lactose intolerant? Poncho: Pills.