Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 13, 2004

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Poncho: Gobble gorge gulp! Smack Smack! Y'know, I couldn't help noticing there were only 126 kibbles today. Chazz: You can count kibbles at that speed? Poncho: Of course. Each kibble is a sweet gift from above. You usually pour around the 150 mark. Chazz: You keep track? Poncho: I keep an account of everything I eat. It's all logged in this book. See? Chazz: Why on earth would you keep a record book? Poncho: Memories. Chazz: !! So that's where my cuff links went! Bad dog! Outside! Poncho: Sigh... that wonderful day last summer when he poured 195...