Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 29, 2004
Transcript:
Poncho: My master and his wife say that neither of them is the alpha male, that they're both equal. Boomer: What? That can't be. Every pack has to have an alpha male. You need to orchestrate a fight between them to see who comes out on top! Poncho: I found these pics of that cocktail waitress you used to date, Chazz. Zowee! Look at those stems!