Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 07, 2006

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Poncho: Pops, did you chase sticks when you were a pup? Pops: When I was a pup we didn't have sticks! We had to chase rusty pieces of metal! Poncho: That doesn't make any sense. There couldn't have been metal before there was wood. Pops: Of course there was wood, dimwit! But it was all being used in the war effort! Poncho: Oh, sorry. I guess maybe that doesn't make sense - Pops: Of course, wood back then was made of coal! And not good coal either...