Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 25, 2006
Transcript:
Boomer: It says here that scientists are working on a giant catapult that would propel equipment from the earth to the moon! And you said my idea to build a catapult to launch all the cats into the sun was infeasible! Poncho: Well, this catapult only sends things as far as the moon. Boomer: So? Poncho: So if we launch cats only to the moon, they might colonize it before dogs get there. Boomer: I guarantee you, dogs will never want to go to the moon! Poncho: Why's that? Boomer: Think about it. Poncho: No trees! Boomer: Bingo.