Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 25, 2007
Transcript:
Poncho: Fish! I need to fix my karma! Stat! Fish: Well, to begin with, your motivation for accruing positive karma can't come from fear or selfishness. Any meritorious acts must -- Poncho: Whoa, whoa, I'm bangin' my shins on sharp objects and I need it to stop. Fish: How can karma help that? Poncho: Good point! Fish: So your shins are safe in this life... but what about the next? Poncho: The joke's on karma! I'll probably be a worm in the next life!
How can anyone duct tape cats without being severely scratched?