Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 04, 2008
Transcript:
Poncho: Having your parents brought together for breeding seems sorta... detached. Gus: Both of my parents were award-winning purebred Scottish terriers transported from distant parts of the country. Your parents were a couple of mangy strays who met under a dilapidated, rotting porch. Poncho: I'm a "love child."