Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 29, 2008
Transcript:
Carmen: Chazz is away, Poncho. Want to sleep up on the bed with me? Poncho: Oh, now you ask me to sleep on the bed! I used to get to sleep on the bed all the time with Chazz until you came along! I thought this was the "marital" bed, "no dogs allowed"! Carmen: Fine, don't sleep on the bed. Poncho: Ask me again. Carmen: Wanna sleep on the bed? Poncho: Oh, nowwww it's okay if I sleep on the bed! The rest of the time I get relegated to the crummy "dog bed"! Chazz is away, and suddenly the "bed-wrecker" needs someone to keep her company! Wow, there's more bitterness left than I thought. Ask me again. Carmen: Get lost!