Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 11, 2008
November 10, 2008
November 12, 2008
Transcript:
Dog: You young pups have no respect! I fought in the Great War! Boomer: World War II? Dog: No... the Great Mailman War! The mailmen invaded Europe! They dropped letters all over London! We went muzzle to mace-can with them in the jungles of Vietnam! Poncho: I think you're mixing up your fake wars. Dog: We barked for your freedom!!
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It was Vacuum salesmen who were in charge of howler-demons. Dogs used vacuums to kill the howler-demons, and that is what gives modern vacuums their noise.
They are like mailmen and vacuums all rolled into one. “Pure evil.”
“We’re going to need a bigger bark…”