Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 26, 2009
Transcript:
Poncho: Geez, man, you've really let yourself go! I give you a hard time about marrying a cat person, but you should hang on to whatever you can get! I mean, you're balding, you're getting a potbelly, you've got... Carmen: You shouldn't encourage his mooching, dear. Chazz: It's the only time he's quiet. Poncho: ...Probably wind up dying alone in some flea-infested apartment with lime-green wallpaper peeling off.
It would work best if the treats were made out of peanut butter.