Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 21, 2009
May 20, 2009
May 22, 2009
Transcript:
Lawyer: Just a few more questions and we can set up your policy. Any medical conditions? Diseases? Dog: Nope, nope. Lawyer: And are you currently attached to the end of a retracting retractable leash? Dog: I... Umm... Lawyer: I remind you, Mr. Scruffles, if we find you've lied, your policy won't pay out. Dog: Okay, okay! I'm at the end of a retractable leash! It's retracting! I'm doomed! Lawyer: Sigh... After all we know about retractable leashes these days... Dog: My mother was on a retractable leash when she was pregnant and I turned out fine!!
Correction, Saucy1121: 3 towns over. I don’t think the 4 days was supposed to be 4 actual days; it’s just that the comic strip can only post daily.
He said he has two hours to live; let’s assume it hasn’t yet been two hours.