Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 02, 2010
Transcript:
Poncho: Oh, great head in the sky, please give unto me your blessing above all others. Give me enough strength to do your bidding and then one day turn on you and take control of the operation. Give me the strength to rise up and conquer my scummy, inferior brethren... Blotch: Hey! Poncho: And something for Blotch. But nothing too much. Weak minds are give to corruption. A fancy pen, something like that.
At least he’s honest.