Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 16, 2012
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Poncho: Howdy, sir. We're from B&P, a licensed bark-service provider! Do you have any barking needs? Boomer: We have competitive rates and discount packages to fit all budgets! Man: What makes you think people are interested in having extra dog barking? Poncho: We just assumed. 39% of american homes have at least one dog! Boomer: We're here to provide barking comfort and reliability to the less fortunate 61%! Poncho: Sheesh, what a grouch! Boomer: Some people just ice over without the loving sound of a barking dog in their lives.
They should be applying at junk yards.