Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 23, 2012
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Girl: Are you sure this is going to work? Poncho: Positive! Just do like I said, you'll sell the whole lot in no time! Girl: Would you like to buy some cookies, miss? Woman: Gee, I dunno… Woman: Oh, why not… I'll take 12 boxes. Girl: Wow, that is some powerful stuff there. Poncho: Yeah yeah, now make with the kickback cookies.
Those sad puppy eyes got me out of many a scrape as a little girl. I had an advantage. My hair was light blonde, and my eyes were huge and dark brown. I was sad when I grew up to be a brunette. I could have landed a much better husband!