Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 15, 2012
Transcript:
Poncho: So what if you both die? Do I get all the money? Poncho: We assume as a given in this scenario that all the cats are dead too, since the removal of the head cat lady causes the collective parasite cat organism to writhe spasmodically like a hydra with all its heads simultaneously lopped off, eventually falling to the floor to shrivel and die like salted leeches amidst the cheers of onlookers. Chazz: Is this seven a question anymore? Poncho: Food! Need! How get?
Is Poncho talking about a will, or winning the lottery?