Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 15, 2012
March 14, 2012
March 16, 2012
Transcript:
Poncho: So what if you both die? Do I get all the money? Poncho: We assume as a given in this scenario that all the cats are dead too, since the removal of the head cat lady causes the collective parasite cat organism to writhe spasmodically like a hydra with all its heads simultaneously lopped off, eventually falling to the floor to shrivel and die like salted leeches amidst the cheers of onlookers. Chazz: Is this seven a question anymore? Poncho: Food! Need! How get?
Catfeet Premium Member over 12 years ago
Is Poncho talking about a will, or winning the lottery?
GROG Premium Member over 12 years ago
The cat would probably get it all in the event they both were to die at once.
Raygun over 12 years ago
Chazz needs to explain “dog years” life span to Poncho – Chazz and Carmen and the cats would then be the LEAST of his worries!
Xane_T over 12 years ago
Cats actually do infect people with parasites that makes them more susceptible to be a crazy cat lady. Carmen must be a walking plague by now!
cvdemers over 12 years ago
LOVED Poncho’s panel 2 soliloquy. Need this type of thing more often. Maybe toworrow he can wax eloquent on 101 uses for dead cats.
fmasroor over 12 years ago
Fine print.