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Poncho: Hey, Poo Poo! Whatcha doin' up there?
Poo Poo: It's christmas time. Droolia is walking around looking everywhere for me with a piece of mistle toe strapped to her head.
Poo Poo: Fortunately bull mastiffs don't know how to climb trees!
My bullmastiff didn’t even know how to climb stairs. Which was fortunate for the cats – when they got tired of getting drooled on they would simply go halfway up the stairs and just sit there and taunt him. They got a shock the day my brother’s bully came to visit though – he had no reservations about stairs whatsoever…