Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 30, 2013

Transcript:

Poncho: Well, I'm off to start a new life in Mexico. Carmen: Poncho, seriously. I won't tell anyone that you used the kitty litter. Carmen: What are you doing? Poncho: I'm taking all the milk with me. I can't handle spicy food. Carmen: It was extenuating circumstances! We're trapped inside by a blizzard! Poncho: I know. But I should have just gone on the carpet like a real dog. Carmen: If it's any consolation, you've gone on the carpet, like, a hundred tomes. Poncho: Oh, what I wouldn't give to be that free and innocent once more.