Transcript:
Boomer: They always wonder why we bark at mailmen so much!
Poncho: If they could only see them as we smell them!
Mailman: Leave me alone, I'm not even on duty.
Boomer: They live! They walk among us!!
Poncho: People of earth, open your eyes!!
I guess that would make Poncho “Rowdy” Roddy Piper.