Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 22, 2013
Transcript:
Poncho: Come on, just answer: Which one of us is cuter? Bird: Stop following me or I'm gonna call a cop. Boomer: Ahh, what does a bird know. Poncho: Yeah. We've got all the evidence we need that we're cute: Humans put up with us! Poncho: Why else would they let us hang around? Boomer: Uh… 'cause we have nice personalities? Poncho: Dude, we drag our butts on the carpet. Boomer: You're right, we must be cute.
Not to mention the whole noisy licking the private parts bit.