Transcript:
Poncho: Ban this dog from the cafe! He smells like cat!
Dog 1: Ugh! Choke-- You threw kitty litter on me! Gag
Poncho: All right, I admit it, I threw kitty litter!
Poncho: But he's the one who isn't truly dog-like!
Poncho: I know it, and I'm going to prove it!
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