Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 04, 2014
Transcript:
Poncho: Well even with a new hairpiece my master couldn't land himself a date. Poo Poo: I resent being used as a hairpiece! Poncho: Well if my master won't find himself a dog-person to go out with instead of a cat-person, I guess it's up to me to find one for him! Boomer: Maybe it's better to let your master choose his own mate? Poncho: That's easy for you to say! Your master's wife isn't a stink in' cat-person! Boomer: No. But she is a vegetarian. Poncho: I'm sorry dude. I forgot.
His table scraps must be sad…. from a dog’s point of view.