Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 27, 2014
Transcript:
Margo: I told you I never wanted to see you again!! Poncho: Sometimes what a character wants isn't the same as what they need. I read that in a screenplay-writing book. Margo: What's with all these hats?? Poncho: You and the guy try them in while laughing and listening to Katrina & the waves. It's a guaranteed recipe for romance! Margo: I don't need any help with romance! Poncho: Shh… Of course you do. You're a very bitter person. Poncho: Now remember, start with the more serious hats and work your way up to the viking helmet!
This just in: The ASPCA has authorized the use of unnecessary force against Poncho.