Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 16, 2014
Transcript:
Poncho: Look, I know we don't get along, but I'm desperate and I need your help. Poncho: The humans are having a party tonight. People will be boozing it up while eating finger foods. There's going to be loads of spillage. Poncho: But I can't monitor all the floors at once. I need back-up. Poncho: When you see any dropped food, just pull on your string. Pull twice for cheese items, and thrice for meat...
Of course, no one will notice or wonder why there’s stringed cats radiating out in all directions, and of course, no one will TRIP !
Yep! Great plan, Poncho!! One of your best, in fact! [Oh, WHERE is that sarcastic font?? Wouldn’t things be easier if there was a sarcastic font? Maybe something that’s just dripping with delightful sarcasm??
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