Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for February 13, 2015
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Transcript:
Mailman: There's Poncho, and he appears to be pleasantly anticipating my arrival today. Maybe I've been all wrong about that dog. Poncho: Tell me everything you know about the alien conspiracy to take over regular citizens and turn them into slavering delivery automatons like you! Mailman: Why didn't I just become a coal miner like my father?
I worked 3 days in my dad’s foundry, and that convinced me that I needed to go to college. So hot that you needed to wear thermal underwear to keep cool. So dirty you left looking like you were inappropriately dressed for a minstrel show. What a mistake college turned out to be since I couldn’t afford it and didn’t have the sense to know that at the time.