Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 12, 2015
Transcript:
Benjamin Franklin: My master is going to freak if he sees this lamp! Poncho: Uh, yeah, maybe… Benjamin Franklin: You've got to help me fix it! He'll be home any minute! Poncho: Okay, uh, you got some tape, or… Benjamin Franklin: Wait! Maybe hiding it is the answer! Oh, what am I talking about? Hiding something never works! Poncho: Uh… Benjamin Franklin: You'd have to be dealing with someone really dimwitted to think simply hiding the evidence is going to save your neck! Poncho: Mind if I get a glass of water?
Now, here would be some great irony. If it turns out that Ponch actually killed Benjamin Franklin’s master, Chaz would adopt BF, and actually have a dog that cares about him living in his house. And BF would get along fine with Chaz’s wife and the cats. Thus turning Ponch’s life into a living H___…