Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 08, 2015

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Bone Ripper: Prepare for obliteration! Mitzi: Wait! Wait! Leave him alone! Bone Ripper: Mitzi! What on earth do you see in this twerp? Mitzi: Are you kidding? He's twice the male you are! Poncho: Uh, Mitzi? Not helping.... Mitzi: He's strong and warm and sensitive! Not a selfish jerk like you! Poncho's the kind of guy every girl dreams of! And..... I love him! Dogs: GASP!