Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 15, 2015
Transcript:
Bone Ripper: All right, I believe that you two are really in love. I'll leave you in peace. Mitzi: Thank you, Bone Ripper. Poncho: Woo hoo! I'm not going to die! Bone Ripper: But I'm going to check back, and if I find this was a scam, I'm going to rip even more bone that I normally rip. Poncho: Is all this bone ripping stuff for real, or is he just a lot of talk? Bus driver: Fare is 3 bucks.
Technically he didn’t rip any bones. He just ripped the skin off some bones.