Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for October 22, 2015
Transcript:
Poncho: You made me live with cats all these years. Now my dogness has eroded! The dogs are trying to help me get it back, but as long as I live in there with the cats I'm not going to get any better! Chazz: Well, this is where you live. Poncho: I refuse to set one paw inside that den of feline putrescence! Chazz: This is also where you're fed.
Siren blare
Mr. Gilligan, Officer Bookworm of the Grammar Police. Kindly place your hands up against the wall. You are under arrest for the improper use of grammar in the first panel of today’s comic. You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, all grammatical errors you make in speech or writing can and will be used against you.