Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 09, 2016
Transcript:
Chazz: Why are you giving that puppy a hard time about not fetching the newspaper? Poncho: I'm trying to soften him up so he's more subservient to my needs. Chazz: Poncho, you can't manipulate others into doing you bidding. Poncho: You're probably right. Chazz: If you think you can just use tricks to make them do what you want, you're wrong. Poncho: I guess so. Chazz: People aren't just going to fall for your little games. Poncho: I don't know what I was thinking.
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