Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for July 31, 2016
Transcript:
Boomer: Look. It's a blood donor clinic. They want you to give blood. Poncho: Yeah, right. Like I'm going to let them take my blood. Boomer: If you do it, they give you a free donut. Poncho? Three donuts? Poncho: Yeah, I gave blood three times.... Boomer: Wow. What an inspiration to decency and selflessness you are. Poncho: I feel kinda woozy..... Boomer: Some fuzzy guy out there needs your help.
I have donated pints of my red stuff before, but I don’t remember the last time I did so (yes, members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints – commonly known as Mormons – can donate blood; we’re not the same as Jehovah’s Witnesses who do abstain from donating).