Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for August 07, 2016

Transcript:

Alien 1: Greetings! Alien 2: We come in peace! Alien 1: And we are here to offer all the beings of your planet all the secrets of the universe, eternal life and happiness! Alien 2: But first, uh....it's been a long journey....would you mind is we used your facilities? Poncho: What's in it for me? Alien 1: Um, all that stuff I said about the secrets of the universe, and such. Poncho: I don't care about any of that. Alien 1: Um, well, what do you care about? Alien 2: There's gotta be a granola bar in here or something. Alien 1: Any fries left in that bag?