Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for November 18, 2016

A young man asked the village elder, who names all the children: “Tell me, wise elder, how do you choose the names for the children?” Elder replies, “When I hear of the birth, I look at the natural world. I may see Blossoms on Chestnut, or Moon over Mountain, or Salmon Leaping. But tell me, Two Dogs F***ing, what makes you so interested?”