Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for January 27, 2017
Transcript:
Poncho: You didn't think I could find a dog worse than me? Well, check out this guy! What's the baddest thing you ever did? Dog: Got into my master's prized collection of baseball cards. Poncho: Ha! Yes! And sold them all on ebay, and used the money to build some kind of armored machine, right? Okay, we're going to have to make up a fake dog.
What about that big dog that came from out of town a while back?