Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for June 24, 2023

Is he still thinking about cats? Imagine if humans had tails that were good at burning calories.

Good point Poncho. Unless you spend more calories keeping your tail still.

good thing you have a docked tail,it hardly shows!

There are nearly 700 named muscles in the human body, but zero that I care to name.

I’ve become hyper aware that Poncho and other dogs’ ears are floating away from their heads!

How many muscles does it take to say something that is not nice?

How many muscles does it take to say nothing at all?

I wonder if he made up that fact about 68 muscles. I would look it up but it would take too many muscles.

Some of us are lucky enough to have resting Btch faces(RBF). No effort to look menacing is a gift if used for good. …or bad. Whatever.

So, the tale of the tail is ended.

I always like to smile …….. it makes people wonder what the h*ll I’m thinking ….. :)

You won that, Poncho.

If only you were a cat, Poncho, your tail would “project your personality” perfectly!

touché, Poncho