Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for July 05, 2024

I’m afraid I may just rot away!

Don’t harp on it.

Causes most people to just break down.

I figure I’ll be pretty used to it by then.

“Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door” Bob Dylan

Is it a plus or a minus that it lasts forever?

Apathy helps.

“Flowers on the Wall” Statler Brothers

I plan to get a good night’s sleep.

Yes, what DO we do, after?

Write a lot of music and spend the afterlife decomposing.

anachronistic

I plan to haunt the heck out of y’all.