Pot-Shots by Ashleigh Brilliant for September 05, 2024

You can announce it at your autopsy..

Standard question when they tell you your enemy is dead, “Did you see the body?”

Open casket it is then.

Angel of the Morning" Merrilee Rush / Chip Taylor

Even then I reserve the right to rescind it in the event of resurrection or zombie uprising.

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” (Mark Twain)

a conundrum

Face to face with death.

And to attend my own funeral.