PreTeena by Allison Barrows for March 04, 2016

Men: “Honey, the baby needs changing.”☺“There’s a spider in there the size of a Buick.”(the movie Annie Hall by Woody Allen)

I may be a girly-girl…but I’m not a wuss. I catch my own spiders.

You shouldn’t be cooking your stuffing in the turkey anyway. Plus all that is wrapped in paper these days.

…guys are good for stuff, you know, like lifting boxes and tuning guitars… Roseann Cash

I had to dispose of a gooey maggot covered rat corpse once.

He shoved that stuffing right up the sploop-chute.

At least she didn’t have him do all that in the Reverse order…