PreTeena by Allison Barrows for April 21, 2022

Thought he was sharper than that. Maybe some of Jeri has rubbed off of him.

Either way, he’s not left-handed.

She means the one who lived happily ever after with Claire Underwood

Have fun storming the castle!

As you wish.

“The Princess Bride” a funny movie!

That day, she was amazed to discover that when he was saying “As you wish,” what he meant was, “I love you.” And even more amazing was the day she realized she truly loved him back.

You know, he kind of looks like a cross between Inigo & Westley . . .

I didn’t think Teena was familiar with make-up, that’s Jeri’s thing, no? And what the heck is Jeri’s full name? Jeraldine?

I remember trying to darken my mustache with mascara when I was about 16 or 17. My mustache was reasonably thick, but very light colored (light brown or blond) so wasn’t very visible. Trouble was, the mascara (in an old container that a girl gave me) tended to smear onto my skin and really looked fake. I still wear the mustache (it was eventually more of a medium brown color) and have for many years, but now it’s white (no more mascara though!).

One of the greatest movie line ever ! Good choice.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

My kid brother tried that, which made it interesting when the cops pulled him over, found that he didn’t have a license, but that he did have a tube of mascara.