Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 18, 2004

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Carmen: I'd like to buy some pants, please. Salesperson: Low-rise? Carmen: No, just regular. Salesperson: Hip huggers? Ultralows? Carmen: No! I'm a kid! I want a pair of kid pants! Winslow: Uh, exactly how low are the ultralows? Carmen: Winslow!