Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 31, 2004

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Carmen: Winslow! You stole my Ho-Hos! Winslow: I told you, Carmen, I am a carbo-American. Carmen: You can't hide behind a hyphen! Winslow: I engaged in a consensual affair with refined sugar. It was wrong. It was foolish. It was inexcusable... Carmen: Winslow! You stole my Ho-Hos!!! Winslow: ...It was delicious!!