Prickly City by Scott Stantis for December 21, 2004
December 20, 2004
December 22, 2004
Transcript:
Carmen: Mom took me to the mall today to have my picture taken with Santa. But the mall caved into pressure from the secular types. So they tried not to offend anyone. Winslow: So, who's this in the picture with you, Carmen? Carmen: Latex Larry, the safe-sex mascot...
Oh Yes, We, the Liberals of America, have Declared War on All your Holidays! We wont Rest until Every Ounce of Magic & Whimsy is Sucked Out of All of your Celebrations, muhahahahahaha!