Prickly City by Scott Stantis for August 03, 2007
Transcript:
Carmen: Winslow, the final numbers are out from the Prickly City primary. You won by two votes. Winslow: Wow! Who came in second? Carmen: No one. There were only two votes cast. Seems it was you and an older gentleman who thought he was voting for Woodrow Wilson. Winslow: Well, I did keep us out of war with the kaiser.
And kept the Frost Giants away.