We blakmayl evry Mehikahnski [that’s how they pronounce American in Neo-Soviet/Russian] no leyt us hep dem cheet een geet to tup een ouh fayvah, tovaheech [the proper spelling is “tovarich,” which is Neo-Soviet/Russian for “comrade”]. Seenceely, Meestah Vletemeah Pooteen [Vladimir Putin, the Neo-Soviet/Russian dictator whom I bet is the guy in today’s strip] Sumwheh een Haytamehikaenisrealeestahn. [Pronounce it as “Hateamericaandisraelistan.”] P.S. If anyone can transliterate what I’ve said into proper English and then Russian with Cyrillic lettering, hey, I want to see what y’all can come up with!
We blakmayl evry Mehikahnski [that’s how they pronounce American in Neo-Soviet/Russian] no leyt us hep dem cheet een geet to tup een ouh fayvah, tovaheech [the proper spelling is “tovarich,” which is Neo-Soviet/Russian for “comrade”]. Seenceely, Meestah Vletemeah Pooteen [Vladimir Putin, the Neo-Soviet/Russian dictator whom I bet is the guy in today’s strip] Sumwheh een Haytamehikaenisrealeestahn. [Pronounce it as “Hateamericaandisraelistan.”] P.S. If anyone can transliterate what I’ve said into proper English and then Russian with Cyrillic lettering, hey, I want to see what y’all can come up with!