Prickly City by Scott Stantis for November 17, 2017

We blakmayl evry Mehikahnski [that’s how they pronounce American in Neo-Soviet/Russian] no leyt us hep dem cheet een geet to tup een ouh fayvah, tovaheech [the proper spelling is “tovarich,” which is Neo-Soviet/Russian for “comrade”]. Seenceely, Meestah Vletemeah Pooteen [Vladimir Putin, the Neo-Soviet/Russian dictator whom I bet is the guy in today’s strip] Sumwheh een Haytamehikaenisrealeestahn. [Pronounce it as “Hateamericaandisraelistan.”] P.S. If anyone can transliterate what I’ve said into proper English and then Russian with Cyrillic lettering, hey, I want to see what y’all can come up with!

I’m OK with Chomsky but the kale smoothy is a deal-breaker.

Right wing Carmen being smeared by right wing fake news aided by the same Russian that helped the Trump admin steal the election.

Scott, does this mean you actually believe there was Russian interference in our election?

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Your guy Trump says he asked Putin about it and Putin says it didn’t happen.

And that’s why Trump and Tillerson are making every effort to get the Russian sanctions rendered ineffective and removed.

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Because patriotism.

Not very many people know who Noam Chomsky is anymore. You may want to use “Is this you at Joseph Stalin’s birthday party?”

Shades of Natasha and Boris Badenov!