Prickly City by Scott Stantis for March 11, 2022

Full bore absurd? Are you sure that she is not a republigoon?

Full-bore absurd? Sorry Carmen Rep. Madison Cawthorn, R-N.C. beat you to it.

Tell them it’s impressive to drive trucks around DC for no reason while complaining about gas prices.

That ship sailed when you declared as a Libertarian.

If absurd is the major qualification, I should run

I can be pretty offensive at times too if that helps

Ok, Carmen, start the chant, “Lock her up! Lock her up!”

Kinda like AOC, MTG, and LB?

“Also, we will keep a sign in front of my mouth, and thereby save even the tiny amount required for comic-strip level lip movements. Thanks for your understanding.”

So obviously, TV ads are the next step.

You could always try campaigning as Lord Buckethead.

If Carmen went full-bore absurd, how would anyone tell her apart from the other candidates?