Prickly City by Scott Stantis for April 15, 2022

Instead of polling and dithering, why don’t you tell us your platform? Why would you be the best person for the job?

They may take our lives……..and 40% of our income, our rights to smoke a plant, fish & hunt without a license, collect rainwater, drink raw milk, sell lemonade in our front yard, poop in our backyard, travel freely between countries, purchase alcohol on Sunday and our choice to not wear a seatbelt or buy health insurance……….but, they’ll never take our………………………………………..where was I going with this?

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Have you tried talking to all the libertarians in your district ? Surely that’s a doable number.

I’m pretty sure Carmen’s pose here has also been used in frolicking, so things can’t be all that bad.