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65 years old. Retired - at least, that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Married 43 years - to the same woman, no less (cue Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"). Read Gocomics for entertainment. I need to get a life.

Recent Comments

  1. about 8 years ago on Banana Triangle

    Plot? Hahahahahahahahaha! We don’t need no steenking plot!

  2. about 8 years ago on Thatababy

    But he’s gonna need a major bath – those things are greasier than Donald Trump.

  3. about 8 years ago on John Deering

    The Saudi royal family is friendly on a personal level with the Bushes. This has nothing to do with Obama … everything to do with the Saudi/Bush connection.

  4. about 8 years ago on Domestic Abuse

    Alcoholics/heavy drinkers are often portrayed as drinking booze out of a bottle that is wrapped in a paper bag, their assumption being that no one will realize they are boozing it up.

    that is, the bottle in the bag helps overcome their self-consciousness about their drinking habit.

  5. about 8 years ago on Rubes

    Mercifully helped into extinction, thank you, along with the tuba swan.

  6. about 8 years ago on Herman

    I cut my own hair – shave it off twice a week. Saves money spent on inept and incompetent barbers.

  7. about 8 years ago on Kliban

    Hah!! Great one. Most excellent.

  8. about 8 years ago on Banana Triangle

    An appearance by Marlon Brando towards the end might be a propos.

  9. about 8 years ago on [Deleted]

    Pretty much describes most Donald Trump speeches.

  10. about 8 years ago on The Duplex

    … and a down-right shame.