Shoot — I forgot.. You also have to be the janitor who undermines the teachers and administrators as much as possible in front of the kids — except the “cool” ones who play basketball and are your girlfriend and stuff. :P
Wow, I can’t believe it’s been over a year before i noticed that there had been replies! I have taken Frazz out of my rotation for the most part, but I still get a glance at it in the newspaper (actual ink! actual paper!) now and again. It’s the same.. If you like football, you’re an idiot. If you drive a motor vehicle, you’re an idiot. If you are a songwriter who stays “grounded” by working as a janitor and constantly snuggling up to little kids, you’re NORMAL!! Personally, I like the treatment that “Pearls” gives Jef now and then, although I wish “Rat” would run Jef over more frequently. I presume the two cartoonists must be friends?
Nothing like a nice dose of bitterness. OH, I almost forgot. ALL men are evil, except the ones who are willing to give up their entire selves to please the Stone Women (except for Gramma. She seems to be the happy one).
Ah, good old sanctimonious Frazz. Despite his alleged wealth from his songwriting career, he has kept his job as a custodian to “keep himself humble.” Watch as he achieves such noble humility by continuously undercutting the teachers (except the cool ones who he’s friends with) and the administration. There needs to be an arc where he gets clobbered by a car who is rightfully driving on the highway that he claims is for runners and bicyclists only.
Shoot — I forgot.. You also have to be the janitor who undermines the teachers and administrators as much as possible in front of the kids — except the “cool” ones who play basketball and are your girlfriend and stuff. :P