Recent Comments

1. over 12 years ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Then again, if none of these people are idiots, why don’t they just take the notes off their heads? Come to that, why did they sit still and let a rat touch them in the first place?

2. over 12 years ago on Get Fuzzy

   Poor Bucky. He never seems to remember that everytime he gets into a fight, he gets his tail kicked. Go Satch!

3. over 12 years ago on Luann

   He’s smart enough to realize she just implied he looks stupid.

4. over 12 years ago on Doonesbury

   Something’s wrong here. After all the deployments Mel had to Iraq, she’s due at least a year stateside for rest and retraining before having to go back into a war zone.

5. over 12 years ago on Pooch Cafe

   The bigger the hat, the smaller the…dog.

6. over 12 years ago on Candorville

   He’s forgetting the possibility his darling son heard it from the lips of his undeniably evil ex.

7. over 12 years ago on Doonesbury

   This is wrong on so many levels.

8. over 12 years ago on Candorville

   Apparently she didn’t hit him hard enough, as she didn’t knock any sense into him.

9. over 12 years ago on The Knight Life

   A liberal, a moderate and a conservative walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “Hiya, Mitt.”

10. almost 13 years ago on Candorville

    The hangman could manage the long neck. It’s the long neck plus the lack of a chin that’s a problem.